why?

Why am I so unsatisfied with life lately? Why all the thoughts circumnavigating the globe that is my brain. What the hell are we all doing here? What is the meaning of life? Turns out there's a whole Wikipedia page on it. But who has time or energy to read that? Seriously. Not me. There is also a website called meaningsoflife.com. Seriously? Do people get paid to write these websites? Because I feel like we could totally collaborate and make a super gay website full of dumb information that people would totally eat up. Hell, maybe that's where we could eventually aim Dear Kitty to be at. Like a long term goal: become a legit website where we do all the work for all those cat lovers and people who basically like reading what's going on in other people's lives that they don't even know. Oh and not only is there a meaningsoflife.com, but there is also a themeaningoflife.org. The .org site claims that "soon you will understand". Whatever the hell that means. If you click on the button you can read a "brief generic overview of why you are here, what your experience is all about and what it all means." What the hell? We don't even get the name brand version? We have to settle for the generic? Although sometimes the generic is better than the name brand I will give them that credit. Example: Rainbow Food's brand, "Roundy's" semi-sweet chocolate chips taste 5000000000000 times better than Hersheys or Nestle. And they're way cheaper! Score! I'm trying to catch up on Jersey Shore. I'm on episode 4 but MTV isn't streaming episode 4 right now so I am left wondering whether Ronnie and Sammie will actually break up and whether Angelina will be mad at Pauly D, Vinny and The Situation for ditching her the other night to go creepin'. The life I tell you, the life.