Dear Kitty,

I'm in one of those moods where I feel like my life is shit. Granted, there is a very likely reason to this madness as mother nature is about to grant me a gift.  She has monthly surprise parties for me and usually I enjoy surprises, but these are often pretty messy parties and then she leaves me with the clean-up.  Okay- ew. I'm sorry that I went into that much detail.