My sister and her friends call Victoria's Secret "Victoria's Broadcast" because nothing about it is really a secret.

I tried to find a good picture of a cat in a bra but all I found was really inappropriate pictures. I don't know why I didn't think that one out before I googled it. Anyways, I did come across this one instead though:

Worlds Most Wanted Cats: The Ugly Edition

  I am going to have nightmares about these cats...ew.


ALSO, it's time for a year of celebration!!!!
http://www.viethoroscope.com/vietnamese-zodiac-signs/vietnamese-year-of-the-cat/

More Kitty Pics

DAMN. 

Mop. I have a feeling this is a stuffed animal....?

Oh My!

Ah! My Heart! So cute!

Can we please go see the Northern Lights some day??

Ok, ever since I have been 12 I have dreamed about having one of these in my house: a staircase slide!!! Except I kind of imagined a sort of slide that would wind down somehow from the attic to the basement in an enclosed space so it would be more thrilling: sliding in the dark. Maybe I would make it waterproof too and add a pit in the bottom that could either be filled with water or with pillows so that when desired, we could make it into a water slide. Taking your clothes down to the laundry room would never be the same. Except I hope to put the laundry room in my house one day on the top floor near the bedrooms. Makes more sense. Also, I hope to mosaic an entire level of my home one day: ceiling, floor, walls, everything. It will be fabulous and lovely. And have a greenhouse. And a rooftop garden so I can suntan in the nude without the neighbors noticing. And I want one of those fridges that they have in restaurants and cafes where the doors are glass so you can see right in. And I hope to live on or  by a lake or the ocean so I can go to the beach all the time. And then I will learn to surf. And then a shark will bite off my arm. And then I will become the next Bethany Dillon. And then I will write a book about it. And I will donate all the proceeds from the book to I don't know what yet but I still have a while to think of something. 

I am obsessed with Pinterest

stupid cats. piss me off. and i dont get angry easily.

MY COUSIN!!!!!

Rich Cronin, lead singer of LFO

Isn't he dreamy??? That's mah cousin!!! 

definitely the best looking one of the group.....

Sad news though, Rich passed away at age 36 after a long battle with leukemia. Hopefully that doesn't run in the genes-would be bad news for me if it did. 

Here's a music vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtnl9GsEvEc

I can't believe that chick in the vid treats my cousin like that. Rude. You can also see what great character my cousin has, even after all those girls in the vid and the huge half-naked party him and his band threw, Rich chose not to hook up with some rando hottie and instead embraced his pillow, not wanting to betray his love for his girl even though she is a douche. Rich, you deserve better than that! Also, you need to get some new friends, your band members are douchebags trying to hook up with two girls at once all throughout the video. Lame!

OMG i just found the best website!!!!`~~!!!

http://reallyghetto.com/

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~!!!!!!!~!~!~!~!!!!!

Chupacabras

Well, turns out your dad ain't crazy. The chupacabra does indeed exist...well, sort of. According to the widely trusted and legitimate source of information, Wikipedia, the chupacabra is 

"a legendary cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Americas." 

Yeah, real helpful right? Basically, it's name translated from Spanish is "goat sucker". 

More from Wikipedia:

"The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats. Physical descriptions of the creature vary. Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1995 in Puerto Rico, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and as far south as Chile. It is supposedly a heavy creature, the size of a small bear, with a row of spines reaching from the neck to the base of the tail."

Real helpful physical description too. Not. Here, I've included a picture to make up for the crappy word visual:

Gross, huh? I think this one's dead. 

Anyways, as much as your dad tried to scare you about them, I wouldn't worry too much about it. Looks like they are really only after the succulent blood of the goat kind. 

Oh hey look, I found this vid!

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6116827n

I love how they won't zoom in on the animal that the orange hat dude is standing by on live video but show a picture instead. Makes me skeptical about this whole finding a chupacabra thing. Plus, can you really trust a man who looks for golf balls for a living?

And on a completely unrelated note, here's a cool vid about a special Minnesota baby:

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=6116827n

a couplE oF sightS tO checK outT

http://www.catfactfiles.com/do-cats-live-in-groups-in-the-wild/

http://answers.ask.com/Science/Nature/where_do_cats_live
According to this sight, you, my dear Kitty can live in a household with a loving family OR the wild OR in the alley...take your pick. But! Choose wisely, for the chupacabra may come to eat you.

peacE lovE and poppieS

You better be careful

Scary news for teachers who blog:

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20110216/US.Teacher.Suspended.Blog/

Let's keep the chat to cats

I

don't want to be here. I will have been here from 7:25am until around 7ish pm..."here" being school.
In other news, my roomie Sarah and I are going to get a cat. Yes, it is illegal in the dorms.  No, I don't care. We will name it "Bean" after her bean plant so that when we need to ask if Bean had been fed, we can make it seem like we needed to water the plant.  It was either Bean or Shark.

Lady Gaga of the 80's

They are strikingly similar. So Lady Gaga's not so original after all. Best music video ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPn0KFlbqX8

Drunk Kitty....Not so much

Welp, I tried to get the cat drunk tonight. Whiskey, sugar, Water, Dr. Pepper Cherry and a little piece of cheese (oh how he does love cheese!)-all mixed together. Didn't work. He took one sip and shook his head violently and walked away.

Slicedog

Slicedog......or would slicecat be more appropriate for this website?

Also question: So your school allows blogger.com. So could you post info about skinning a cat on our blog and it still be allowed? Not trying to work the system, just innocently wondering.

Here I am...

. . . sitting in my classroom at school writing a blog. (Disclaimer- this is our plan period, so we don't have any students.)  This is so weird- being called Ms. Chavez, that is. I had a really good day today and I didn't even teach a lesson.  I had very few behavior problems. I got the opportunity to console a girl who was crying. I researched some lesson plan ideas for the unit I will do on The Lightning Thief and now I have some great plans! I found out that my teacher, Mandi, will be taking a sick day on Monday, so I will be THE teacher, not just a student teacher. I'm really excited! . . . Well how does this relate to cats, you ask?

It doesn't. I just haven't posted anything on here for a long long time and I am surprised that the school's website allows blogger.com, but I am not sad about it, that's for sure!  It'll give me something else to do on my breaks.

Also, at school, they did something with internet access so that it would not allow such things as pornography, illegal downloading of music or videos, or ways to access information on how to skin a cat.  Literally, that was the example given to us.

See ya later!