Oh My!

Ah! My Heart! So cute!

Can we please go see the Northern Lights some day??

Ok, ever since I have been 12 I have dreamed about having one of these in my house: a staircase slide!!! Except I kind of imagined a sort of slide that would wind down somehow from the attic to the basement in an enclosed space so it would be more thrilling: sliding in the dark. Maybe I would make it waterproof too and add a pit in the bottom that could either be filled with water or with pillows so that when desired, we could make it into a water slide. Taking your clothes down to the laundry room would never be the same. Except I hope to put the laundry room in my house one day on the top floor near the bedrooms. Makes more sense. Also, I hope to mosaic an entire level of my home one day: ceiling, floor, walls, everything. It will be fabulous and lovely. And have a greenhouse. And a rooftop garden so I can suntan in the nude without the neighbors noticing. And I want one of those fridges that they have in restaurants and cafes where the doors are glass so you can see right in. And I hope to live on or  by a lake or the ocean so I can go to the beach all the time. And then I will learn to surf. And then a shark will bite off my arm. And then I will become the next Bethany Dillon. And then I will write a book about it. And I will donate all the proceeds from the book to I don't know what yet but I still have a while to think of something.