All you ever need to know.

WATCH VIDEO FIRST!!!!!!!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943027

Charlie and Spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita, otherwise known as 'fainting goat' syndrome. at the slightest sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal. This condition has hardly ever before been diagnosed in a cat, is rarely found in dogs and is more common in goats. The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. aside from this they are normal. sad to report that the black and white kitten (spike) died on 27th october from respiratory failure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl8tg05mW4M&feature=related
I didn't know this happened so often!!

"Teacher says, every time an adorable cat faints a YouTube user gets fired from their job for spending too much time watching said adorable cats faint."

This is all you need to know in life.